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AVA AND NICK - FOUND-FOOTAGE SUPERNATURAL COMEDY FEATURE

After accidentally getting possessed by shitty demons during their SoCal driving holiday, a meekly boring couple proudly presents their new travel vlog: "We Did Unspeakable Things Whilst Fighting For Control Of Our Bodies And Loved Every Minute Of It".

BEEF WELLINGTON - CONTAINED COMEDY DRAMA FEATURE

When a neurotic loner accidentally triggers the suicidal urges of an oven manufacturer's helpline operative, he has to fix both of their lives – and his oven – before his bullying Dad arrives for his birthday dinner.

EVERY HOME NEEDS A VIKING - ANIMATED TV COMEDY

When a 12-year-old wannabe “most popular” schoolgirl accidentally resurrects her warlike viking ancestor from their enchanted sleep, she has to save the world from evil and war EVERY DAY - before homework.

TANKED - THRILLER FEATURE

An uptight, misanthropic drug courier reluctantly takes one last job, only to find himself trapped in a cocaine-filled tank, that's chained to a train, with a posse of enraged criminals outside and a whiny Emo-teenager for company.

VANLIFE - TV SITCOM

A 40-something couple, sick of low-paid work and horrible rentals, tries the #vanlife dream, but finds that being in a van is just like being in a house. Only everything’s smaller and you have to shit outside.

WE HUNT THE HUNTERS - ACTION HORROR FEATURE

An obsessive animal rights campaigner leads her motley crew to disrupt a fox hunt, only to discover that they are in the middle of a werewolf hunt.